Absolutely Nothing is Suspicious About Collecting Spicy Pigeons | Pod 120
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In this episode, we learn that Julian will never be employed as a telegraph operator, but he might have a future as a Soviet janitor named Ivan who works at a nuclear research facility and collects spicy dead pigeons in his spare time. It's OK, the CIA left them for him, he's not weird. Meanwhile, Trace discovers that the world does not in fact revolve around himself… or anyone else, for that matter. If it did, Everyone Dies™ one way or another.
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Trace really loves it. Julian is jealous. Kyle is … well, he’s Kyle.
QUESTIONS
Julian: "What is the best way to secretly communicate with another person in the same room?" from Art
Trace: "What if the world actually did revolve around a person?" from Swamp Goat & Chris
CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us. Special thanks to friends and family for listening to the edits and help us make this better.
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