2024 Stickiest Questions | feat. Producer Kyle
In this special end-of-year episode we pull Kyle out of his editing hole and the three of us talk through some of your best questions of the year!
Frictionless Ultrasonic Banger | Pod 60
Friction! It’s what makes the world go rou— No, wait. That’s not it.
Friction. It’s what keeps the world from spinning off into spaa—- That’s not it either.
Friction… It’s what keeps your shoes from being too slippy, but also, like, just slippy enough?
Sigh Also, dog bark science. Enjoy!
Surviving Urban Volcanoes Through Cuteness and Butt Hearing; Feat. Dr. Joe Hanson | Pod 59
This episode Julian attempts to make jokes but only hears crickets, Trace turns LA into a flaming dumpster fire and nobody notices, and special guest Dr. Joe Hanson of Be Smart explains how being "just a lil guy" is a superpower.
We Ship Acid-Spitting Humans | Pod 58
Fun fact: the dinosaur in Jurassic Park that spit acid on Nedry doesn’t exist! I mean, Dilophosaurus does, but it was probably a scavenger, not an evil piñata dinosaur. As long as we’re on the subject though, what if humans could shoot acid? What would that look like?
Snail-zillas Disrupting the Tooth Commodity Market | Halloween Spooktacular II | Pod 57
Julian comes out of his shell to calculate the speed of a Kaiju snail (so much mucus 🤢). Meanwhile, Trace pulls out all the molars—uh, pulls out all the stops on his Fae business plan for TOUTHS Incorporated
Double Jump Over This Human Meatball | Pod 56
It's spoOOooOoky season! This week we're scaring you with a giant pasta topping! 👻 Not scared? What if I told you it's a meatball made of EVERY HUMAN? Oh, did I forget to mention that crucial detail? What's more terrifying than a GIANT MEATBALL OF ALL HUMANS?!
The Inescapable Sadness of the Kool-Aid Man | Pod 54
This episode Trace tries to find the secret to happiness and special guest host Dr Rohin Francis swaps out blood for something with a tangy, fruity kick. Oh yeah! Oh no!
A Ghostly Fireworky Glow Up | Pod 53
We haven’t seen this many fireworks since the Rockefeller Center did that spectacularly wild “Salute to Fireworks” back in 2007. This time around, guest-host Ceri Riley ponders what if fireworks were a normal part of the weather? And Trace ponders the spirits of the great beyond. He tries so, so hard not to bring up his time in the Victorian Era. Spoiler: He fails, almost as spectacularly as those damn fireworks.
The “Creative” Engineering of Star Wars Blasters | Pod 52
This is the episode you’re looking for.
Is Lava Wet? WHAT IS WET?! | Pod 51
Get your moisture sensors ready. In this episode Dr Alex Dainis slides into the scientific journals all about lubrication to understand the slip-factor of classic yellow bananas. Meanwhile, Julian argues with an actual, college educated PhD scientist about the wetness of molten lava. Is Julian actually… correct?!
The Poor Goalie is… Everywhere | Pod 50
You’re at a hockey game. You grabbed nachos and your favorite sports beverage. The Mighty Ducks are playing their rivals, and you look away from the ice to take a selfie with a selfie stick so long you have to brace it against your hip to snap the pic.
Deep Conversations With Whales | Pod 49
A rogue viking pirate planet hurtles through space looking for plunder and booty. The human race has become a destitute vampiric race obsessed with ancient sea shanties and frequent meteor showers.
Freaky Mermaids, "REAL" Dragons, and Trace's Evil Twin | Pod 48
Today in Pod 48 Ellen Weatherford from “Just The Zoo of Us” (family friendly) and “Spellbound and Gagged” (NSFW) joins us to talk out about dragons, scientifically correct mermaids and a possible Mirror-Universe Trace! 🤫
Three Ways to Explode Right Now | Pod 47
Are you allergic to cats? When you visit friends does their cat seem to know (somehow) and roll up on you even though you’re ignoring it?! “WTF CAT. YOU’RE LITERALLY MURDERING ME,” you think intensely while sipping your white wine. “Wait, does the cat… KnOW?!” Trace pours himself a glass of that crisp white, and digs into the science.
Volcanos. Tornadoes. Nuclear Waste… This is Fine. | Pod 46
Julian and Trace tackled the very uplifting and shiny topics of tornados and nuclear waste. No worries y’all! Everything here is so great! We’re not trying to lift giant building with natural disasters! No way! We’re not attempting to create a wild atomic disaster by throwing waste into an active volcano! HAHA Who would do that?! Cringe, right?
Two Butts. No Bones. Thrivin’. | Pod 045
In episode 45 Julian deconstructs the human experience without our boney scaffold, Trace calculates the detriment (or delight?) of doubling the derriere, and our guest Ben Bowlin sings the praises of the American accent.
Photosynthetic Nudists and Solving Problems with Copious Amounts of Seawater
Trace returns to find out if humans could take the green stuff from plants and make enough energy to live. meanwhile, Julian tries to understand if a wild idea would solve anything… Anything at all?
Radioactive Bunnies & Infinite-Sided Dice
This week astrophysicist Dr Nora Bailey joins Julian roll a set of huge, spherical dice on the future of irradiated bunnies in mech suits. Yes this is a real question. Does this sound like an episode of that Morty show to you? Me too.
Hiccuping Animals & Wheeled Wildlife
This week’s guest host *hic* Sophie Shrand *hic* explores the silly spasm of *hic* hiccuping. Meanwhile, Julian attempts to understand why evolution didn’t re-invent the wheel.
Either you Iocaine or 1-0-can’t | Pod 41
In this episode, it's a battle of (nit)wits! Trace discovers the deadly truth about poison immunity while Julian figures out how to make the worst numbering system imaginable.