Mistaken Artifacts, Tiny Tasty Treats, and War (Seriously, what is it good for?) | Pod 36
Imagine there’s no war. Would we have cell phones? GPS? Shovels?! Would we still be able to pop open a tube of delicious mini-M&Ms? Would a future historian believe the Green M&M was some kind of Goddess of Love?
Metaphorically Heavy Fog Juice | Pod 35
Have you ever felt someone’s gaze on you? This episode Julian explores why we seem to sense when eyes are on us. Meanwhile Trace gets lost in a fog so thick he has to drink his way out.
You Shower Too Much But Don’t Helicopter Enough | Pod 34
You are showering too often. Helicopters are insane. Soap is ancient magic chemistry.
A Whole New Word, An Old Pair of Genes
This episode Trace tries to track down the first word ever uttered by human kind and Julian gets confused about how reproduction works… again…
Could We Colonize a Gas Giant? What if we were Vampires?
In this absolutely absurd episode, Dr Simon Clark ponders if human's could colonize an atmosphere like Jupiter's -- Star Wars Cloud City is on trial. Plus, since we’re talking about gas giants — Julian — digs into the evolutionary experiment that could give rise to a vampire. But first, Trace leads us off by learning about the uneven distribution of kitty cat toe beans!
031: THE ABSURD-IVERSARY LIGHTNING ROUND SPECTACULAR!!!!
It’s been one year since we launched That's Absurd Please Elaborate! To celebrate we’ve got a special guest to run us through a completely chaotic version of our show.
030: A Computer Made of Crabs?
Did you know scientists turned a swarm of crabs into a computer? Julian explores if it can play an old video game. Plus, special guest Dr. Deboki Chakravarti feels out animal pregnancy, and Trace learns that Ben Franklin wrote a eulogy for a pet squirrel.
029: What if People Reproduced Like Plants?
This time around, guest Hip Hop MD stamens your pistol and Julian admits (surprising no one) that he flows with nerd core.
028: It’s a Fart Rocket Breakthrough! Time to Hyper-Sleep to Jupiter
This week Julian explores the rocket science of farts. That’s a sentence that had likely never been written until this moment. Trace talks about the science of stasis, a.k.a hyper-sleep, a.k.a. cryo-freeze. As a bonus, we all get to learn the predictive powers of the 1993 classic film “Demolition Man.”
027: An Endless Eclipse and Pineapple-Based Crimes
This episode Trace imagines what it would take to lock a world in darkness while Julian does something very suspicious with pineapples.
026: Eww… Eww!! Potatoes?
In this revolting episode, our guest Dr Sam Jones asks Julian to never see a man about a horse again, Sam weeds out the filth in the animal kingdom, and Trace gives us a palate cleanser of starchy, potatoey goodness.
025: The BONKERS Reason Ice Isn't Slippery
This time on T.A.P.E. — Matt Krol digs into cinema history to answer a deathly serious question, and Trace is out cold answering a question mulled over by scientists for centuries.
024: Ahem, No. X-Rays Will NOT Cook Soup
This week Julian wonders if you can really cook your jumblies with microwaves and 5G, and Trace dives into linguistics and chemistry to learn if the ocean is actually a very broth-forward soup.
023: Real Weird Human Body Designs That Need Fixing
This episode Trace indulges us with why chocolate is so popular on valentines day and Julian goes deep on why his body (and everyone else’s for that matter) is such a mess.
022: Oh No. Did You Time Travel with a Chicken?!
In this episode, Trace wonders if "Weird" Al Yankovic influenced a generation of people to say "my back teeth are floating," and Julian time travels to the Triassic with a cold (and maybe a chicken).
021: But Will Aliens Actually Comprehend “On Your Left?”
This episode Trace resets the solar system to see what life would look like on “Wee Earth” and Julian finally learns his left from his right thanks for particle physics.
020: A Big Pointless Episode
This episode special guest Ralph Crewe (Writer/Producer, Practical Engineering) gets exhausted trying to explain continuous breathing, Julian mulls over the least pointy thing (shout out to Pod 007) and Trace takes a Mayan Bak-tun to explain why the heck there are 60 minutes in an hour.
019: Legume Impostors | Holiday Special
This episode Trace cracks the mystery of nuts, and Julian tickles your fancy comparing moose and buffalo … Or is it bison?? You’ll have to listen to find out!
018: Ex Machina de Toilet Paper | feat. Vanessa Hill
Julian tracks the history of toilet paper to its source, Trace gives a gorilla some workout advice, and special guest Vanessa Hill grows a whole human after an unfortunate fireworks accident.
017: Eat a Variety of Colorful Humans | Thanksgiving Special
This week Trace explains why organic doesn’t mean what you think it means and Julian researches whether grizzly bears have more biological variation than humans do