Papyrus is Temporary but a Body on Pluto is Forever (feat. Ralph Crewe) | Pod 112
This week Julian takes a pleasant trip down to his local Egyptian library and tries to save it from burning to the ground and dramatically altering the course of history. And returning guest host Ralph Crewe explores the solar system in the most macabre way possible!
What if humans laid eggs…? (feat. Marco Wendt) | Pod 105
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over my quaint and curious human egg, forgotten I should stretch my leg— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
“Though thy egg be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from a non-avian shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s ratetian shore!” Quoth the Raven “No birds no more.”
THE 100 1/2TH ABSURDAGANZA CONTINUES | Pod 100.5 🥳
Dearest Listeners,
We write from our recording studio's trenches. The air is thick and oppressive. The relentless heat tests our resolve. Our studios, once creative havens, now resemble the crannies of camels. The temperature rises each hour, and so do tempers. We are tired–Listeners—bone-tired, the kind that settles deep into one's soul. Yet we press forward, driven by our duty to document the absurd. Julian hasn't fared well; the heat has frayed his nerves, making him snap at small provocations. Sophie has started doing karaoke and wears strange accents. Trace is... indescribable. We all persist, for absurdity waits for no one, and neither shall we. Onward to the 100th And a Halfth.
Your faithful servants of nonsense, warmed like croissants, but unbroken.
Keeping aBREAST of Our Wild Dreams (feat. Deboki Chakravarti) | Pod 91
In this episode Trace takes way, way too long to explain that dreams are pretty darn short. Meanwhile, friend of the absurd, Deboki Chakravarti squeezes every last drop of information about breastfeeding.
2024 Stickiest Questions | feat. Producer Kyle
In this special end-of-year episode we pull Kyle out of his editing hole and the three of us talk through some of your best questions of the year!
The Inescapable Sadness of the Kool-Aid Man | Pod 54
This episode Trace tries to find the secret to happiness and special guest host Dr Rohin Francis swaps out blood for something with a tangy, fruity kick. Oh yeah! Oh no!
The “Creative” Engineering of Star Wars Blasters | Pod 52
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Is Lava Wet? WHAT IS WET?! | Pod 51
Get your moisture sensors ready. In this episode Dr Alex Dainis slides into the scientific journals all about lubrication to understand the slip-factor of classic yellow bananas. Meanwhile, Julian argues with an actual, college educated PhD scientist about the wetness of molten lava. Is Julian actually… correct?!
Freaky Mermaids, "REAL" Dragons, and Trace's Evil Twin | Pod 48
Today in Pod 48 Ellen Weatherford from “Just The Zoo of Us” (family friendly) and “Spellbound and Gagged” (NSFW) joins us to talk out about dragons, scientifically correct mermaids and a possible Mirror-Universe Trace! 🤫
Two Butts. No Bones. Thrivin’. | Pod 045
In episode 45 Julian deconstructs the human experience without our boney scaffold, Trace calculates the detriment (or delight?) of doubling the derriere, and our guest Ben Bowlin sings the praises of the American accent.
Mistaken Artifacts, Tiny Tasty Treats, and War (Seriously, what is it good for?) | Pod 36
Imagine there’s no war. Would we have cell phones? GPS? Shovels?! Would we still be able to pop open a tube of delicious mini-M&Ms? Would a future historian believe the Green M&M was some kind of Goddess of Love?
031: THE ABSURD-IVERSARY LIGHTNING ROUND SPECTACULAR!!!!
It’s been one year since we launched That's Absurd Please Elaborate! To celebrate we’ve got a special guest to run us through a completely chaotic version of our show.
029: What if People Reproduced Like Plants?
This time around, guest Hip Hop MD stamens your pistol and Julian admits (surprising no one) that he flows with nerd core.
005 – Scores of Mutual Nightmares
Trace has a problem with single super-powers. Sophie thinks we're turning into rodents. Julian learns what animal evolves into sheep.