Soaring to the Sweater-Powered Ozone Layer With Our Pinkies OUT | Pod 87
Setting: Dry, warm evening in a small pub in Los Angeles.
Deputy Julian: "Whew-whee! What's that smell?!"
Detective Kyle (with a light drawl): "That's ozone, Julian. Something out of this world happened in this English phone box."
Dep. Julian (looking up at the sky): "By out of this world…you mean up there in the sky?"
Det. Kyle: sighs heavily
Dep. Julian: "I'm going to go check!"
Julian unfurls his giant grotesque wings. After a few large flaps, he has risen into the air. He begins sweating profusely.
Dep. Julian: "GAH, I should've taken off this heavy sweatshirt!"
Det. Kyle: Pulls out his bubble pipe "Bye, LaForge. I think you've got it!"
QUESTIONS
Julian: "Could humans ever actually evolve to have the ability to fly? How hard would it be?" from Madeline
Trace: "How many sweatshirts do you have to remove to inhale a lethal dose of ozone created by static discharge?" from Phillippe
CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us. Special thanks to friends and family for listening to the edits and help us make this better.
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